quango

I'm not happy with any of the other definitions. A quango is a fucking waste of tax-payer's money where civil-servants are paid 60 grand to push bits of paper around a desk for eight hours a day.

The Strategic Rail Authority (SRA) is a perfect quango. Answerable to no-one, and sucks up government money faster than one of John Prescott's cabinet aides.

by Spudgun August 29, 2006

quankt

A term used to insult someone. Has various meanings and is put into context by the situation of the conversation.
Predominantly used by esh cunts on trams with cheese knives.

"I quankt your mum last night.
"Fuckkkk dude, that's a bit quankt."

by QuanktMannn January 10, 2016

quackophony

What happens when a bunch of quacks call other quacks quacks. The noise that results from a bunch of charlatans, delusionals, new agers or alt.medicine folks labelling others of the same ilk frauds and confidence tricksters, unlike themselves because they are the genuine and guaranteed real thing.

"Should see the quackophony that's online about liquid zeolite 'miracle' cancer cures."

by felch December 11, 2009

Quangoed

A word used mainly to describe the state someone is in. Also another name of a sexual encounter.

Oh man last night I was so quangoed I paraded myself down the street in my birthday suit!

Last night I scored with a hot chick and quangoed the shit outta her!

by Tombo1986 March 9, 2009

Quantom Nut

When you nut in your gf and then your dad get pregnant.

Bob:Yo dude i think i just Quantom Nutted

Bobs clone: fuck dude

by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018

Quando Rondo

Rapper from Savannah Georgia

Quando Rondo Nigggga

by GroveSide _Fatboy65 January 7, 2019

Quanonraip

Quanonraip is one of the four founders/houses at Snogwarts, a Suethor's idea of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter realm. A Quanonraip Sue is when a Suthor takes a CANNON character and turns them into a Mary Sue by making them terribly OOC and getting rid of all of their flaws: Harry with gorgeously silky hair and no glasses, Hermione becomes
Ho!Mione, with straight "glossy chocolate" hair, "nice" Draco and "nice & sexy non-greasey" professor Snape.

Ho!Mione: Hello, my name is Hermione Sapphire Moonbeam Granger! You can call me either 'Mione or Maya. You can forget that I'm a muggle because I'm actually a pureblood and I think Draco is teh sex and I'm, lyke, so hawt now!

Sorting Hat:Urgh - move over sexy!Snape, there's another Quanonraip!

by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006