Zeolite 

The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger.

"My crap is three fingers long!"

Zeolite by Mysack January 24, 2005

Zeolites 

All parents who don't want their under-aged children having sexual relations with an adult

Kate's mother: Those bigoted, religious zeolites!

Kate's mother: Okay, the relationship started AFTER she turned 18

Zeolites by marshland June 10, 2013

Zeolied 

To move away from your friends and then send them emails inconspicuously expressing your regret for such action.

I have been Zeolied everyday since Joe moved to Charlotte.

Zeolied by The Hurt November 28, 2007