Quanch

A crazy guy who constantly thinks about "schmoogling" anything with a pulse. His iq level is probably 50 and he has a fetish for milfs.

Quanch: hey baby, wanna schmoogle?

Girl: Ew, stay away from me.

by Cakes1996 October 18, 2012

Quanch

Cat fart

Among the most powerful of wretched odors is the quanch.

by Phlutsac August 09, 2012

Quanch

To smoke or inhale something, usually weed but could refer to any thing that is smoked

"Anyone wanna quanch this blunt with me?"

by Quanchmachine May 27, 2017

Quanch

The act of quanching or yelling quanch in someone's face.

No! Don't quanch that poor white girl!

by Stephen Cross. izzle. October 22, 2008

quanche

describes the skin between genitals and the anus

sometimes i want to scratch my quanche.

by jesse beltran August 08, 2006

Quanch-bot

A nanobot, most commonly powered by the intealligent brain simulation system Microquanch, used to masquerade as a human being.

You're no quanch, you're a quanch-bot!

by quanch December 08, 2003

Rare Crested Quanch

A slang term for the common pidgeon (aka: feathered rat, gutterbird)

Look! A Rare Crested Quanch!

by quanch December 08, 2003