Pyroclastic

A word used to describe a song that is heat or fire but to the 1000th degree. A song that has a pyroclastic flow is best charactered by how it will blow out your speakers while ending human actual existence at the same time, just like a real pyroclastic flow.

Person 1: Have you listened to Floor 555 by XXXTENTACION
Person 2: Fuck yes, that is pyroclastic

by VasMan March 31, 2020

Problas

Doing a problas.
Mass pinging large amounts of people in discord.

Person 1: @everyone
Peroen 2: he did a problas

by Problas May 20, 2022

pyroclasm

A volcano's orgasm/ejaculation, aka pyroclastic flow.

The jet engines of the planes crashing into the twin towers on 9/11 were completely vaporized by the great pyroclasm.

by pagenotes June 12, 2017

PyroBlaze

A guy with a big ego.

That guy is just like PyroBlaze!

by Ebisumaru November 9, 2003

Problasterbating

The act of procasterbating by blasterbating.

I was so bored so I was problasterbating into the kitchen sink from across the room.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

pyroclastic nasty blasty

When you eat spicy food and the next day you take a poop and the spices from the food make your booty hole hurt and the poop is also explosive in nature.

"Hey guys, it's Fartnpoopnman, today I'm gonna be filling my turlet with a Pyroclastic Nasty Blasty cause of all the Mexican food I ate last night"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Probastermate

-To use up time that should be used doing something productive by masterbating. Often done when homework or sleep are present.

Nahh man, I spent all night probastermateing!

by TheSituation069 April 17, 2011