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Polygophile

Someone in love with polygons, especially that of a sexual desire.
"Did you hear Brad has a rancid attraction to circles?" - Wynn
"Yeah man, he's a polygophile." - Jacob
by Nonstopjacob February 8, 2021
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Penophile

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.
A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.
by shyder April 17, 2009
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Pygophilia

Sexual arousal from seeing or touching the buttocks of another person. The term is not gender-specific. A person who is thus aroused is a "pygophilist" or "pygophile"; "pygophiliac" may be used if the arousal could be considered abnormal, pathological or extreme. In a finer sense, "pygophilist" can be used to infer a person whose predilection includes actively touching buttocks, as the suffix -ist connotes "one who does", whereas "phygophile" (-phile, "one who likes) could include those who are content merely to look at buttocks.
Pygophilia is not that uncommon - my best friend is a total pygophilist - but that guy at the office has had his hands on more ass than a donkey breeder; he's a complete pygophiliac.
by Speleandrus December 25, 2010
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pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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prophile

Someone who has an unsettling obsession with looking at the social networking profiles of others.
Being a prophile, he spent many hours looking at the profiles of people he didn't know on Facebook.
by Sparky, OBE July 5, 2010
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In a while, pedophile

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag
by mcrobster October 10, 2009
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