Pwerty

Stupid fucking piece of shit useless dumb fuck.

The plant is so pwerty.

by FlamingDino October 1, 2020

Pweeta

Pweeta (People Who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals) is a counter organization to Peta. They promote eating delicious delicious meat and mock the small percentage of crazy vegetarians who think anyone eating meat is wrong.

Steve: Hey Ted, you check out the Pweeta site I told you about?

Ted: Pweeta? You mean that ORGANization that promotes the slaughter of animals for food?

Steve: Hey Ted, why don't you shut the fuck up and eat a hamburger.

(Steve and Ted High Five)

by CaptHero February 7, 2010

Pweet

The first tweet of the morning, made from your cell phone while on the toilet.

My first pweet this morning was about my daughter waking me up at midnight.

by Selfish Mom March 19, 2009

Pwetty

Laura

"That girl pwetty af"

by Auriyoku September 9, 2018

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When ur bored in class and have already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but you need more because you are not satisfied. You then type out the keyboard swaping the first and last letters of each row out of boredom when you should be working on your school work, when ur mom asks you about your grades, tell her the truth.

In social studies, the teacher talking non-stop about useless shit that happened a long ass time ago. Dominick got bored and decided to search pwertyuioqlsdfghjkamxcvbnz instead of listening to the teacher.

by tecopux December 23, 2021

Preety

Mimi is so preety 😘😍

Mimi is so preety she be making Cesar's phone so hot when he sees a picture of her.

by Elcuhcesarpa February 22, 2021

Pwetty

Short for pan-seared watercress. Similar to saying “sketty” instead of spaghetti.

Let’s go to the park. I can bring some pwetty and mayonnaise.

by Thaftaffer3 January 21, 2021