Putty

To be willing or submissive, to be like jelly for someone or they features.

"When i looked in his eyes i was putty in his hands."

by lifeseager February 2, 2017

putty crotch

When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.

Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher June 8, 2018

Slutty Putty

when someone fingers a slut, and they squirt all over them

Ryan: dude, mikey got slutty putty all over forest last night.
Kevin: damn, thats dirty

by tedddy<3 July 16, 2009

Puthy Pancake

A person who creates a negative atmosphere, destructs avenues of fun, or otherwise becomes a nuisance to companions; a party pooper an annoyingly stubborn person.

Stop being such a puthy pancake and CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!

by Eli and Cari!! July 14, 2006

Putz-vetig

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.

He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).

by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019

suicide putty

Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty

Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!

by awl1993 July 6, 2010

putz master

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.

Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"

by raging Jorge October 8, 2010