Pottered

To be intoxicated to the point of injuring yourself.

Did you see all the stitches he had this morning?

Yea, he was fuckin pottered last night.

by Rev. Jesus February 4, 2010

Pottered

To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."

Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"

Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."

Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"

by miker94 January 5, 2011

Pottered

When one gets so heinously drunk, they wake up feeling like a piece of earthen-ware pottery the next day.

Get me a Gari's special, I want to get pottered

by nortybutnice April 3, 2019

Harry Pottered

When one of the siblings in a family gets treated in a less beneficial way than the other(s), much like Harry Potter in the Dursley family. Also known as Cinderelling.

Son 1: Mom, can i get an ice cream?
Mom: Sure son, everything for my sweety pie.
Son 2: Mom, can i get one too?
Mom: You can have this one, the other ones are to big for you *picks up the smallest one*.
Dude watching 1: Wow, that kid just got Harry Pottered!
Dude watching 2: Amen.

by VonPuFF September 1, 2013

Pluttered

A State of mind in which one is unable to comprehend/rationalize reality due to an excessive amount of inebriant's consumed.

Did you see That guy at the club last night, he was so Pluttered, He didnt know which way was up, down or sideways.

he was so Pluttered, that staff had to carry his ass out of the club

he was so Pluttered, He didnt know if he was coming or going.

he was so Pluttered, He put on his momo and we actually thought the big lady came to sing for us

by Sunday Specialist October 25, 2009

pottered

to be in love with a sexy beast

I'm soooooooooo pottered

by Nestely Linear I October 16, 2009

pottered

in fortnite, when you box yourself up in a 1by1 during a fight, while you are either rotating or one v oneing. Has absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter. Just Pottered.

Tfue rotating into zone: Oh frick i pottered myself.
Tfues fans believing him in winning: ight imma head out

by doodoodaequann September 18, 2019