An annoying kid usually found in the back of an English class. He exists primarily to "attempt" to make friends and give EVERYONE he sees gum. This may not always be the case, but most Putnam's are so. Putnam's usually wear expensive clothing and can usually found browsing Hollister, or American Eagle for the newest "trend" for them to set, yet no one really even likes it on him, because yes, he is a Putnam. Putnam's preferably have EXCRUCIATINGLY high pitched voices that can't be heard by the human ear. A translator is usually summoned when a Putnam is talking to the surrounding classmates. Therefore being a Putnam is NOT a desirable trait, and is commonly avoided.
by SoItSeems January 31, 2009
One of the best dubstep//liquid drum n' bass DJs on the UK scene.
Any guy that gets hugely dark on all drugs.
A cunt.
Any guy that gets hugely dark on all drugs.
A cunt.
by Wobblemytiittes March 31, 2011
a disease spread by members of the facebook community, caused by sending a friend or family member the :putnam: emoticon, thus infecting them
describing utter randomness and used to direct attention away from awkward comments
describing utter randomness and used to direct attention away from awkward comments
by k1ngjames44 April 06, 2009
a quiet town one hour north of New York City. It is really boring and everyone is always looking for something to do.
by byebyebye July 05, 2011
The act of putting chipotle sauce and hot sauce on your erect penis and then inserting it into a woman.
It is used either for revenge or simply to spice up one's sex life.
It is used either for revenge or simply to spice up one's sex life.
1. I heard Tom gave his girlfriend a Putnam wrap last night, I dont think she will able to walk for days.
2. She deserved that Putnam wrap, she gave me syphilis. Now she will experience the burning sensation between the legs just like me.
2. She deserved that Putnam wrap, she gave me syphilis. Now she will experience the burning sensation between the legs just like me.
by Hale 911 January 27, 2012
A town where every kid hangs out at the skate park and smokes more weed then snoop dog. Most kids here think they are ghetto because they own Jordan’s and where off brand Louis Vuitton. Almost every teacher quit in Putnam middle school quit due to the class of 2020 being their students.
by Ameri Smith December 27, 2017
a rural town located about 1 hour north of new york city. there is absolutely nothing to do here except smoke weed outside delis and walk around aimlessly. the town is run by morons constantly brag about how great pv is.
10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people
and 100% bored-ass individuals.
10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people
and 100% bored-ass individuals.
goober: putnam valley is the most bootiful town in the world...look at dem purdy lakes.
white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx
potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.
old people: no school budget!
white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx
potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.
old people: no school budget!
by thisdudeoverhere August 13, 2011