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a current president of russia. many russians like him, cause they can't understand his real policies! his kinda mean coward! also he says that russia is a great empire, but russia sucks nowadays and that's the true! also he is a racist, because during his governing the level of racism in russia is growing rapidly, but putin says he doesn't comsider it to be racism! he wants to rule till his death, despite of the fact it's his second and the last term of governing judging by the russian constitution, but please do not vote for him! even G.W. Bush is better!
who is mr. putin?
russian president and the real dumbass!
by putin hater July 1, 2006
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Putin is any leftover biological material stuck to a sex toy; usually fecal matter. Putin is differentiated from Santorum in that Putin is on the device, or dildo, (usually a phallus like object made of plastic, latex, glass or wood) specifically.
Former Senator Rick Santorum has been unable to remove the thick, multiple layers of Putin from his gigantic dildo no matter how hard he scrubs.
by Lilly Von Schtupp September 6, 2013
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Derivative of the Spanish "puto." Putin means "little faggot." It is not necessarily an insult, although it can be used that way.
"Hey, what's up putin?"
by Sailor Evans April 8, 2009
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Vladimir Putin — the botox-pumped balding ex-KGB dwarf, who started out his post-Soviet career by laundering stolen Saint Petersburg city treasury funds (just search SPAG and case №144128) and racketeering casinos. As of the year 2000 he became a "president", covering crime bosses, oligarchs and corrupt government officials working together to build tasteless mansions, buy private yachts and property all over the world, as well as making sure that non-corrupt officials, journalists and cops would put up or shut up (those who didn't, got imprisoned or happened to accidentally slip in the shower or get shot/poisoned/stabbed). For 20 years has been winning "elections" and comparing penises and military budget sizes with the US instead of investing money in making healthcare and education suck less.
There's quite a bunch of things in this world that stay the same, no matter how much the conditions change: such as speed of light, gravitational acceleration, mass of basic chemical elements and Putin being a president.
by Admiral_Bongo October 28, 2020
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He sucks and is a huge loser.Putin is literally going after A Ukraine which is 50 times smaller than Russia Russia is not even wining in fact most of them are retreating. Putin is the biggest peace of shit and has not friends.
Putin has not friends and sucks a lot
by christian axt March 2, 2022
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Putin is a BITCH ASS, he has to die!!!!
by Joe_mama_hihi May 9, 2022
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