1 definition by Scruffy McGruffy
A Penis so small that during intercourse the recieving party cannot tell if it's been Put In.
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
"I was wondering what was taking so long, but it turned out he had a Putin."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
by Scruffy McGruffy February 27, 2022