punis

A puny penis. The word obviously is a hybrid of the two words.

Check out the punis on that poor bastard - its so small that everytime he takes a piss he gets his pubes wet

by becy July 25, 2004

Puni Puni Poemi

An anime so crazy that it need's ritalin. It is about a girl, Poemi Watanabe, A.K.A. Kobayashi a 10-year old girl with severe ADHD. Her girlfriend is Futaba Aasu. Futaba is Poemi's lesbian lover. Futaba also has seven sisters; ranging from preschool to near 30 years old. Poemi is also in love with an octipus named K-Kun

- Poemi Watanabe has the same behaviours as Lil' Jon but on a more severe level

= Her girlfriend Futaba Aasu has six other sisters

1. Hitomi 3
2. Mutsuki 15
3. Shii 18
4. Mitsuaru 22
5. Itsue 25
6. Nanase 28

by Le Mans June 30, 2005

punis

A man is said to suffer from the condition known as punis, when one or more of his pubic hairs is longer than the penis itself.

Did you hear about that kid Jerome? He actually trims his pubes so that nobody will know he's got punis.

by Professor HG February 12, 2008

punis

A penis that is inside the vagina of a female. When aroused by penile penetration, or other stimulation from fingers or tounge, the penis pops out, genraly forcing the parter out.

I was eating out her puss and then this dick just pops into mouth mouth..... She had a fucking punis!!

by Vag Masta March 11, 2003

Punis

The sheer lack of fundamental penis length to be considered a man by the judgment of other men.

Wow! Tony has such a clit sized punis that all his women cheat on him because he has no possible way to please them.

by B-Ry-An August 19, 2008

punis

A penis hidden inside a vagina. When a girl is aroused the penis comes out. Used to decribe a stupid/idiotic person.

I found out that i dont have a left arm: you punis, ur such an idiot

by matt March 11, 2003

Punis

Someone who gets scared easily and/or cries alot

He barely got hit that guy is a punis

by Pirate23 January 6, 2009