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Punty McOnebar

Nickname of Scott Player of the Arizona Cardinals, the only NFL player that wears a one bar face mask.
Punty McOnebar is out to punt.
by Steven Paul December 14, 2008
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puntangorang

Variation of the term puntang. A gittier form of the word. It is a hybrid of puntang and the word bangorang from the popular movie Hook starring Robin Williams.
G'damn look at all the puntangorang walkin around.
I'm fucking feenin for some puntangorang foo.
Puntangorang I heard!!!
by Evereal (Rob from Hawthorne CA) September 28, 2003
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puncayshun

A sex move involving sticking your member into the urethra of a horse.
Tom: Mark...why do you have hoof prints on your shirt?
Mark: I was doing the puncayshun again...
by Windy666 April 27, 2017
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Puncayshun

Being second place on everything you are good at. Usually losing world records within 24 hours.
Drozdowksy: Hey Biinny, got WR in 16 Star?

Biinny: No Droz, I'm being Puncayshun again...
by Biinny's Brew House January 30, 2018
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puntangina Ukyo

Dsct twt is going through a puntangina ukyo arc.
by Lyniz February 4, 2021
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puntable dog

Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.

Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.

Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
by qwerty1 August 3, 2009
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puntabulous

The utilization of puns in an astonishingly creative way that takes the listener by surprise.
Craig: "The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."
Polt: (laughing) "Holy shit! That was puntabulous!"
by dave491 December 9, 2008
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