unexpected jihad

Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"

Did you hear how him died? "No" He was part of an unexpected jihad. "damn terrorists"

by Niggatack December 22, 2015

Unexpected Shark

Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.

I hit her with the unexpected shark!

by pterodactyl donkey punch December 8, 2010

Unexpected Hounddog

When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake their phallic-tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.

Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on a truck.

by Big-Rudy November 27, 2014

Unexpected guest

They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.

Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."

Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~

poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement

All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.

by Stoodad June 11, 2016

Unexpectedfully

When something unexpectedly exceeds unexpectedness.

"He unexpectedfully shat on the floor"

"She unexpectedfully whipped out a banana from her pocket!"

"WOW! UNEXPECTEDFULLY!"

by D4niel April 11, 2023

Sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

When a person suffers from trauma after unexpectedly coming into contact with a large nipple - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome

Eddie face timed his daughter who was doing fake tan at the time and accidentally flashed a nipple.. Eddie is suffering from - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

by Nerak yarrum January 17, 2016

unexpected

Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.

idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!

by causeidontsayfck February 7, 2009