Punjabi Revenge 

After one has had a pint, it is customary to indulge in some fine Indian cuisine. After a night of being generally mistreated by arrogant English customers, the staff of whichever fine establishment was frequesnted take solace in the fact that Punjabi Revenge will be taken out of the clients' asses.

Interestingly, by substituting all occurances of the word 'love' for 'curry' in the Johnny Cash song, "Ring of Fire", you will find that he is actually describing this phenomenon.

Today I have been less than productive in the office. This was mainly due to experiencing a spot of Punjabi Revenge. I would wager that I have spent as much time sitting on the toilet as at my desk. I also think my ring is bleeding. I genuinely wish I were dead.

Punjabi Revenge by Lukenestler November 16, 2006

Punjab lasso 

noose. used to kill people.

phantom of the opera, erik is an expert at throwing a punjab lasso- you are dying before you realize he found you.

Punjab lasso by kira bates July 2, 2008

punjabi hammer 

An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.

I want to punjabi hammer that bitch.

punjabi hammer by Willys warriors October 11, 2018

Punjabi

Punjab refers to an area that spans both Northwestern India and Northern Pakistan. In northwestern India there is a province named Punjab. Likewise, in Pakistan, there is a province called Punjab. According to 2012 census data, the population of Punjab in India was 27.98 million. According to 2015 data, the population of Punjab in Pakistan was 101.4 million. In the Punjab province of India, Sikhs are the majority inhabitants of the Punjab, while Hindus are in the minority. In the Punjab province of Pakistan, the majority of the inhabitants are Muslims.

The term Punjabi refers to a) the language of the region, and b) the people from the region.

- The language of Punjab is called Punjabi.
- The people that have historically lived in the Punjab are called Punjabi.

Where are you from?

India.
Oh? Where are you from in India?
I'm Punjabi.

What languages do you speak?
I speak Punjabi, Hindi, and English.

Punjabi by YoungBrigand February 23, 2017

Punjabi

best fucking language to swear in.

eg - bhen da tatta, meaning sister's testicle which implies that not only your sister is more of a man than you but also has one testicle. ONLY ONE . thus concluded Punjabi swears are very specific

Punjabi by ohimsooofamous March 30, 2021

Punjabbed 

When an East Indian person punches you out.

Sanjit is not your typical Indian woman. Her husband Apu tried to physically abuse her but instead, she punjabbed} his ass so [bad to the point that he spent a few days in the hospital.

Punjabbed by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017

punjabi

most punjabis are sikhs .... punjabi is a language and a punjabi is someone who comes from punjab (state in northern india) ...... most punjabis have light brown skin, black hair, and brown eyes ...... also punjab is the richest state in india ......... and punjab in punjabi means the land of five rivers (punj dariama de tar-te)

brrruuuuuaaaaahhhhh!!!!! sherea de com punjabi

punjabi by [SIKH] [Shere-Punjabi] [JATT] August 16, 2004