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Pumpkin Patch

A place plentiful in homosexuals. Meant as an endearing term.
by iwasunabletothinkofapseudonym January 22, 2010
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Pumpkin Patching

The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.
I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.
by MykulComm October 12, 2013
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Pumpkin Patch

A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.
You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.
by CaptainSarge April 10, 2010
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Pumpkin Patch

make clothes for new born up to 5 year old kids
Little Billy is gonna be born in a week we should get Sarah some clothes from Pumpkin Patch as her present
by 600cm December 20, 2008
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Pumpkin Patch

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs
(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."
by NapoleonBonrhrd November 9, 2013
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Pumpkin Patch People

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
by F.A.K February 17, 2017
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Pumpkin Patch Party

A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.
by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011
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