Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
Get the Monkey pumpingmug. Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.
Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
by John Steinbech April 28, 2011
Get the Monkey Pumpmug.