pull the goalie

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

by Dan May 11, 2003

Pull The Goalie

The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.

Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

by Ernest74 July 27, 2008

Pull the goalie

When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".

There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!

by sparks40 October 9, 2009

pull the goalie

remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie

Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.

by DD January 11, 2004

pulling your goalie

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans

- I walked in on you pulling your goalie

by Bran Flakes April 28, 2006

pulled a goalie

The opposite of "pulling out" during sex

My wife and I are trying to have a baby so I pulled a goalie last night.

by Roxii86 July 23, 2014