A certain American soccer player who misses sitters, gets manhandled by the Pexico national team, and scores pens.
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Get the Christian Pulisic mug.That time during the COVID lockdown when Christian Pulisic made the Premier League look like the a Lithuanian third division league
Pulisic was inconsistent at Chelsea, but fans will never forget Lockdown Pulisic making the entire Premier League look like his bitch for several months
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Get the perpendicular Pulisic mug.The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game
Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.
by ENoscatt January 6, 2024
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Get the Puli mug.usually is a faggot, that only likes men and he usually has a big penis and he is really caring when it comes to sex and is usually a good quarterback in football
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