As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022

shadow puffin

Freaks out and chases the shadows and visual hallucinations in the room and breatheing becomes fast loud and out of control.

" Look at that lame dude over there shadow puffin, he needs to get off the sh**."

"Ni**a he be shadow puffin"

by Lethal-love January 10, 2024

Puffins on the beach

Disguised as a pizza store, puffins on the beach is a way to say "i'm going to smoke pot on the beach"

Pothead 1: Brah I'm mad hungry
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Puffins at the beach owner May 9, 2010

puffins

After the nationwide success of "Girls Next Door," puffins is no longer mostly known as the magnificent sea bird, but rather the pet name for Hugh Hefner used by the girlfriends of Hefner on "Girls Next Door." term used out of true love.

"awww puffins, come here baby"

"puffins, let's go have sex"
"...well come on, girls, i have some time before we crochet at the mansion with barbara walters"

by i love my puffins April 6, 2007

H. R. Puffinstuff

"H. R. Puffinstuff" means "smoking pot".

We LOVE H. R. Puffinstuff!

by Beach & Bong January 12, 2007

Puffing on a stogie

When you are holding onto a turd that has partially come out.

Sexual meaning;
the act of eating someone out from behind while they start to push out a solid turd.

Melinda: "Hurry up, I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants"

by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025

Puffing on a stogie

When there is a solid turd starting to protrude from your orifice, either over the toilet or in your pants.

Melinda: " HURRY UP! I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants!"

by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025