Perkatory

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed

Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Purkapile

A gang bang, usually occuring in a cornfield.

Lets get a few co-workers and have a Purkapile.

by Retarf August 31, 2013

perkalate

the act of dancing on glass top tables

Man, I was so wasted last night, I started to perkalate.

by The Perkalator October 29, 2009

puerca

fucken pig, slut or just plain dirty..

damn! Ally you are a fucken puerca!!!

by Rob J July 3, 2005

Perkalicious

Perky + delicious; the way you feel when you see a tight, perky ass

Marisa's ass is so damn perkalicious!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

perkavate

Obvs it means to suck ones nipple.

i was about to perkavate her and then she had a baby, obvs.

by Dan Slampig February 13, 2008

Perkaholic

Anyone addicted to or obsessed/in love with Mrs.Perkins. Perkaholic's are also known for quating Mrs.Perkins, such as "I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OFF!"

Student 1: 'I spent like 3 hours last night trying to find Mrs.Perkins phone number!'

Student 2: 'Wow, you are such a perkaholic...'

by RoboChick May 3, 2009