Pedophrasty

Argument involving children to prop up a rationalization and make the opponent look like an asshole, as people are defenseless and suspend all skepticism in front of suffering children: nobody has the heart to question the authenticity or source of the reporting. Often done with the aid of pictures.

"Please don't bring in kids to incite empathy, that's pedophrasty. Talk facts"

by decoderYaska April 16, 2019

barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."

1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!

by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016

Pedophile Glasses

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.

Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.

by sera31204 July 9, 2010

Pedophile Piñata

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.

"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."

by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009

pudpounder

One who frequently masturbates

Dont hang out with that kid, he's big a pudpounder.

by Jordan Froehlich December 16, 2005

pedopimp

A man having an affair with a minor who then brings her to dinner with his wife and child

Why did she divorce him?I thought they were a lovely family.
You didn't hear?He was cheating with their son's classmate and having her over for family dinners.
Damn that's what you call a pedopimp.

by Missa Anne December 30, 2017

podophiliatrix

A very alluring, seductive, and dominant woman who uses Her feet to dominate and control men who have a foot fetish.

It is very common for a Podophiliatrix to have Her subs to worship Her feet, use her subs as human foot stools, step on and kick her subs, and seduce and manipulate her subs by using her feet.

I visit Goddess Nikki every week to worship Her perfect, ballerina feet! She is the original Podophiliatrix and I am unable to resist Her superior feet!

by Goddess Nikki Cintron December 6, 2017