Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.
I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.
I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.
by ashane November 15, 2016
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"yo, check that simp standing at the bus stop right next to that swamp in front of him. He's all five deep in fuckin wit dat iPod that he don't even know he's gonna be a victim of puddleodomy".
by cMoneygRip February 16, 2009
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PUHD-lin, (n.)— a female act, by way of prematurely expelling bodily fluid in anticipation of meeting a potential mate. Popularized in the East Village of New York City.
When Susan found out that Brandon was meeting her at the bar for drinks, she started puddlin'.
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by dylan_mckay January 18, 2011
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Get the puddypie mug.(1) One who ponders puddles
(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.
Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
by jubezz October 30, 2010
Get the puddle ponderer mug.A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.
It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
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