Straight Pruning

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.

Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."

by Robsan January 15, 2017

pruning

to seek out old men who have balls so old that they look like prunes

she's going out pruning tonight

by poopyhead November 12, 2003

pruning

when the old people do the oldest version of the nasty

i walked in on them pruning

by amazon prime and sexy time March 24, 2017

Pruning

Fapping, or more commonly used as have sex in a bathtub

Me and my ex are pruning tonight, so I can't come to your party.

by StarGoat December 15, 2014

pruning

When one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

Holy shit! Ethan and Ceilidh pruned in the hot tub before we got in it!

pruning-when one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

by Team Squaaaaa November 5, 2015

Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016

pruning

when you finger something and let it linger inside until your finger looks like you been in a long shower

yo bro... i just pruned this chick last night.. my finger is all wrinkled now

definition: pruning or prune.. to leave your finger inside a moist area till it wrinkles

by ninjafaze420 December 20, 2019