PTDS

PTDS - Panic Then Delegate Syndrome. Condition in which a manufactured crisis arises and instead of ignoring it , the person goes into a frenzy and assigns one of his subordinates unreasonable actions in an effort to fix a completely normal situation.

“Everything was going great today at work until Sam gave me 10 actions that needed to be completed by 3:00 pm. All of them have nothing to do with my job!” “I know man, Sam suffers from PTDS...”

by Lootmon May 11, 2021

Ptd

Ptd: Stands for People these days.

"Ptd are so crazy."

by Iluffcookies July 12, 2009

PTD

Phone Transmitted Disease, a cellular phone virus transmitted via bluetooth, downloads or unprotected text.

John's Motorola Q gave my Samsung Epix a PTD last night! Time to get an Iphone.

by Miguel Honcho October 3, 2009

PTD

Pre Test Dump: The act of taking a shit before a test or exam.

I have my geology final in about an hour, I think it's time for my ptd.

by Yes Man December 20, 2008

PTD

PTD — also known as Po-Ta-Do — , is when said person has intercourse with a potato without protection — or rawdogging a potato —.

Santanna: imagine just rawdogging a potato
Wilbur: careful you might get PTD

by martinlovesdanny July 28, 2022

PTD

"Pick the dick." When a girl scouts the crowd with her fellow bitches to find dat dick.

At da club

Girl 1: Alright, girls. PTD time.
Girl 2: My vagar is up.
Girl 3: Found one yet?
Girl 4: Still Looking.
Girl 2: Found one!

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

PTD

Acronym for 'Permission to dilly'

What one says when he is in possession of the ball and wishes to dilly.

Person 1 - PTD lads?
Person 2 - Permission granted

by Jamesbcd August 2, 2014