2 definitions by martinlovesdanny

.itsmemartin

A fucking ugly boy who simps for slimecicle and Danny.
Hates duck.

Famous /j

person 1: "hey do you know .itsmemartin on tiktok?
person 2: " no!"
person 1: "kay why ess!"

by martinlovesdanny July 31, 2021

PTD — also known as Po-Ta-Do — , is when said person has intercourse with a potato without protection — or rawdogging a potato —.

Santanna: imagine just rawdogging a potato
Wilbur: careful you might get PTD

by martinlovesdanny July 28, 2022