Psuedo Mom

A selfless individual who takes semi-abandoned/ emotionally raw teenagers under their wing as a temporary or permanent non-biologically related parent. Though, almost constantly it feels as if they could be your parent.Examples of activities that happen between your and pseudo mom: Boba ball fights, exchanging of music, staying weeks at a time at her house, finding her dogs in the rain while singing "i'm singing in the rain", Talking comfortably about sex,and sobbing like two babies when she moves to the next city. Psuedo moms are almost alway cooler, younger, and more understanding than biological parents. Most of the time you will leave your house go to your psuedo mom, and be home

"so nice to meet you Alexandra, and this must be your daughter!"

"nope, i'm her psuedo mom!"

by Littlest.Estes October 22, 2012

psuedo step mom

A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.

"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."

by Woman of the year March 12, 2014

Psuedo Sex

Psuedo Sex is like normal sex but the guy has such a small penis

that the girl can barely feel it.

i tried to have sex with Fred last night. But it was it turned out to be psuedo sex. I'm not sure if his penis made it in.

by xXWEEDGOD420Xx September 17, 2017

psuedo neep

The wrong way to spell pseudo neep.

You babbiling bafoon, utter imbecile, Complete and utter retard, It's pseudo neep, not psuedo neep.

by ACBob July 5, 2019

psuedo-intellectual

I am one. Everything said of/about me on the internet is *true*

Most people, (supporting evidence) exist "here" only to serve my needs. I am smarter, brighter and in all ways superior to my peers.

psuedo-intellectual
The above statement; anything/everything ever written by bob dylan...the songwriter; bob dylan the housepainter paints houses.

by pseudonymesis May 4, 2009

psuedo beast

a term you can say to insult someone, especially when they do something mean or bad during a once, nice, sweet round of battle mode in Mario Kart 64.

Man, you're such a psuedo beast! I knew that you were gonna get cheap on me. Nice try, bruno.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Psuedo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so attractive women will pay attention to him. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A psuedo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC March 22, 2003