Pseudo Slut

A person, usually female, who implies his or her sluttiness through frequent use of sexual innuendo, dirty jokes and provocative clothing but who, in actuality, has very little sexual experience.

Wilfred: Karen is such a slut, her boobs are always popping out of her shirt and she makes kissy faces at everyone.

Humphrey: Nah man, she's never even gotten to second base. She's just a Pseudo Slut.

by FreudsLeftBollock September 19, 2011

Pseudoplug

A dude who is constantly hitting you up trying to hustle this or that (usually drugs lol) and its always "Superfire!" and "The homie hookup $, 'just for you' of course" but when you get back at them to talk real biz they "Just ran out" or "Yeah man, my dude upped the price on me.. That bastard, suxx but I gotta pass that on to you bruhhh" And if (not when) they actually come thru its never what they promised. These guys usually take selfies in the bathroom holding up a stack of $1 bills wrapped in 1 $100 with some dumbass claim like "Real Gs dont play" or "Bitches love the flow, yo!"

"Seriously tho, that nigga Tim always creepin' sketch style with that flakey-fakey bullshit, his bitch ass aint nothin' but a pseudoplug .. Nigga even steals other peoples pics to pass off as his own lmfao!!!"

by Silkypimpin March 10, 2017

pseudoslur

A word that sounds like it could be a racial slur, but is not.

Ray: Yo whats good nigga?
Joe: Don't you mean ninja?
Ray: Why would I mean ninja?
Joe: Because its a pseudoslur!

by Joe Hood March 16, 2008

pseudo-slut

Someone you want to call a slut/bitch etc., but you can't because they aren't. You're just angry because you can't get with them

- She's such a slut

- She's hasn't had a boyfriend for months, she's not a slut

-you're right, *sigh*, she's a pseudo-slut

-I feel your pain, man, I feel pain

by DanMonkfish February 5, 2010

Pseudoplatonic

Having every appearance of a platonic relationship accept in being sexually active.

Alice and Charles decidedly that their love for each other was strictly platonic but the sex was so good they decided that their relationship would be pseudoplatonic.

by SuperMaligan February 25, 2015

pseudoautocoprism

believing that you are the shit, when in fact you are not.

"I think Johnny suffers from pseudoautocoprism, he's so cocky."
"Yeah I hate that douchebag."

by tehfishbyx February 18, 2010

Pseudoauthenticity

When someone follows the "fad" of being authentic and loves to throw around the word, without TRULY being authentic in who they are, in their beliefs or in their projected image of oneself.

"I am so tired of the pseudoauthenticity of all these Instagram influencers."

by Moon Sister June 28, 2019