Pseudoscience

A propaganda word used to discredit anything that THEY don't want you to know.

Many celebrities say how the Law of Attraction changed their lives and helped get them what they want.
- but it's just stupid pseudoscience, even BBC news said that!

by t00c00lforscho00l April 10, 2022

pseudohigh

the high that you get without actually doing the drugs, but just from being around the people who do; usually just from breathing in second hand smoke

At the concert last night, there were so many potheads that even though I wasn't smoking, I got pseudohigh.

by Kate April 9, 2005

pseudossiah

A beastly white, mexican male with a jew curl and a top knot in a jean jacket.

spacefluffy is a pseudossiah

by pobudz April 30, 2006

Pseudophilassity

Derived from the greek roots "pseudo" and "phil". Pseudo meaning false, and phil meaning love. Pseudophilassity is a condition in which someone unexpectedly grows affectionate towards a person they hate (typically an ass/asshole, hence the "-ass-" in Pseudophilassity). The stages of Pseudophilassity Include:

Stage 1: You recognize that you have a searing hatred for the person, yet you feel the need to talk to them, and can associate your feelings for them closely to the effects an addict exhibits.

Stage 2: They begin conversations with you, followed by many insults, using your reactions as entertainment before impolitely asking that you leave.

Stage 3: At this stage, the illness has progressed to an irrevocable level. You can't deny that you have affectionate feelings for said person, amidst your mingling hatred for them.

Stage 4: You're royally fucked.

Treatments and Cures: There are no known instant cures for Pseudophilassity. After some time, the body's defenses will overcome the illness, although moving to a different continent may in some cases help the healing process.

Anna: Ugh, I can't stand him, yet I HAVE to talk to him. I don't know why!
Mary: Oh no, Anna, I think you have Pseudophilassity!!
Anna: Fuck my life.
Mary: Welcome to my world.

by Violent Kiss August 13, 2009

pseudosimianism

Noun. The belief that humans in offices can have as great a value as a monkey in the universe.

Pseudosimianism is based on the fundamental belief that an infinite number of humans in an infinite number of offices using an infinite number of computers will eventually type an e-mail of equal quality and value to that produced by a single monkey hammering away on a single typewriter for five minutes.

by Stuart Concannon March 10, 2005

pseudohypoparathyroidism

Pseudohypoparathyroidism is a genetic disorder that resembles hypoparathyroidism (lowered levels of parathyroid hormone), but is caused by a lack of response to parathyroid hormone rather than having too little of the hormone itself.

he is suffering with the illness pseudohypoparathyroidism

by Stefan Mydzyn October 30, 2007

Soft and Hard Pseudoscience

Soft and Hard Pseudoscience is a stance that divides pseudosciences into two main kinds, soft and hard. Soft pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences that might be considered as science in the future or that cannot be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that doesn't want to be considered as science, such as astral projection, mediumship, deistology, parapsychology, psychic phenomena, mystical experiences, extraphysics, conscientology, multiverses, esoterics, spirituality, religion, divination, occult sciences, spiritual sciences and occultism. While hard pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences because they can be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that wants to predent to be a science, such as flat Earth, climate denial, antivax and homeopathy. And soft pseudosciences can be often referred as parasciences or as extrasciences.

"The soft and hard pseudoscience division might be really good, such as the soft and hard science denial division, but it might be necessary to wait some time until this division become a reality."

by Full Monteirism May 23, 2021