Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.

Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

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by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017

psuedoherp

The sores that develop from excessive sex or masturbating without proper lotion/lubricant.

Man, I hit the jackpot on midget porn this weekend. Ran out of lotion though and now I've got some serious psuedoherp.

by thexpert March 31, 2010

pseudohermaphrodite

The medical term identifying somone who has the outer genitalia of one gender but the internal sexual organs of the other gender

John: I scored with this chick last night but she had a deep voice, big muscles, and was really hairy.

Mark: Dude, she was probably a pseudohermaphrodite.

by Brennen90 August 29, 2007

pseudobenevolent

Falsely claiming to be or being referred to as well wishing, or kind in nature.

Samuel's pseudobenevolent manner was reveled not long after his claims of benevolence.

by BonnieParker January 23, 2018

pseudoteranianismisticaria

Invented by legendary.fish on Discord, this word is not a real word and is used to waste people's time. It is used as a placeholder word with absolutely no meaning so you can use it anywhere and give it any meaning. When people see this word, they might want to search it up and see what it means. If that was you, that's actually sad.

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by LegendaryFish October 9, 2023

pseudohero

(Commonly found in U.S. Military U.S. Air Force) can be described as the following; one who takes credit for subordinates actions, falsifies official documents but would have other pseudoheroes "verify" the non-existent act took place, lives by the phrase "do as I say, not as I do", lacks even a cunt hair of integrity, lives within a self-sustaining psychological world of lies, proudly wears underserved medals and pretends to be an actual hero.

Can you believe that pseudohero put his own award package in for a Bronze Star?

by Willey85 September 26, 2010

pseudopregnancy

A pregnancy that definitely isn’t real, but is a girl’s (or boy’s!) excuse for gaining weight.

Good thing I didn’t ask about the baby, ’cause I found out later they were only have a pseudopregnancy together. Too bad he forgot that men don’t show for a few years.

by Offensive Guy January 21, 2011