Payzer

Liam Payne (one direction) and Danielle Peazer (British dancer) s relationships nickname that directioners had made for them. Rumours have speculated around that their relationship is over (late September 2012) due to work commitments and twitter haters.

Payzer was like the titanic, we never knew that this ship would sink.

by @_WoahHazza September 29, 2012

pull it sir prize

semen

The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

przemyswaw

1) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 (He isnt my friend bc I never saw him live)

Wheres przemyswaw?
Hes there.

by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 27, 2021

Neustadt International Prize for Literature

The Neustadt International Prize for Literature is a biennial award for literature sponsored by the University of Oklahoma and its international literary publication, World Literature Today. It is widely considered to be the most prestigious international literary prize after the Nobel Prize in Literature.

Harvard was so pissed off that OU produced the Neustadt International Prize for Literature and they didn't.

Plus, OU still has a better football team.

by quesondriac March 24, 2010

Przemek

Przemek is a very funny guy. He dosent like talking to people about his problems even if he might be on the verge of death he will never talk, he manages to stay calm and smile through no matter what. He’s a very cuddly guy if you get close. He always has people around him. His smile is very contagious. Making him laugh is like the best feeling in the world, it’s like you get your dream animal randomly. He will not hesitate to fight back, he would do anything for his friends. He’s naturally intelligent, he dosent have to try and he dosent care much about grades but at the same time really cares about them. He always has his sh!t together and you would never seem him panic. Seeing him show some sort of negative emotion is a extremely rare day. It’s easy to get comfortable with him.

Przemek

by okayand May 23, 2021

Pryle

An amazing surname for the totally and utterly reserved list of solid as fuck awesome people around the world.
Not to be confused with the Poker hand of the same name.
Pryle's are the social elite and have an elegant yet understated regal grace to them. If you were ever going to marry into a family just to aquire a surname, marry a fucking Pryle.

Lady 1:"Who the fuck is that, I've just creamed my pants?"
Lady 2:"Holy Shit, he is a God!"
Man 1 :"Never mind the awesomness of him, look at his wife, I've just jizzed in my kecks!"
Bystander: "They are Pryle's you dumb ass peasants, do not make eye contact or you will instantly go insane."
Lady 1: Jesus Christ!!!!!! and I'm Jewish!

by eddy1975 September 25, 2010

Briggsy Prize

An art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the Turner Prize. Entrants for the Briggsy Prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a small child's mitten, the word "talent" written on an Etch-a-sketch and a Christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the Scunthorpe Yellow Pages.

Art critic: What piece are you currently working on?

Artist: I've got a polystyrene box which I've painted purple and filled with baked apples. It represents the pain and despair of missing a phone call when you're in the shower.

Art critic: Should make the shortlist for the Briggsy Prize.

by Colin Cummerbund December 14, 2006