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submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.
Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!
by John Mulshine September 17, 2007
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Protestantism

"Protestantism is fucking cringe"
by TheSharpestTool July 29, 2020
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Protestant Reformation

A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.
Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?

Person #2: Martin Luther.

Person #1: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009
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Preshanti

A Preshanti loves to talk about Simba Chips.

Very random, but never boring. Always makes jokes that aren’t funny but you can’t help but laugh yourself until you cry. Once you get a Preshanti to start laughing they never stop; their laugh is also contagious.

A Preshanti is the kindest person and most reasonable person. If you’re sad she will talk you though what you’re going through and make sure you know your feelings matter. She’s a highly intelligent human, but very humble and will doubt their smarts but a Preshanti is very smart.

Preshanti is one of a kind and you will thank the lord you where able to meet someone like Preshanti; she’s just amazing.
Preshanti is amazing, get yourself a Preshanti today.
by Totoro… November 25, 2021
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protestantism

Protestantism stemmed from the Reformation. Protestantism at its most basic is the belief in justification by faith alone, the priesthood of all believers, and the supremecy of the bible. There are countless protestant denominations and none of them can agree on anything beyond that. Some Baptists dislike being labeled Protestants and insist that they are christians while some Anglicans define themselves as Anglo-Catholics. Most Protestants are very decent people and are interested in serving God in the best way possible. Unfortunatly, protestantism has been tainted throughout the years by racism, elitism, anti-semetism, and worst of all, violent anti-catholicism.
Protestatism and Catholicism should get along since they are both worshipping the same God.
by C May 12, 2004
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protestant

Branch of Christianity. Protestants believe that Jesus is the head of the Church. They reject Papal authority and the percieved excesses of the Catholic church.
Protestants are also remarkably unpopular amongst a great deal of people due to the actions of a small number of them. But in the most part they are simply Christians who wish to worship without a central authority, without a buffer between man and God and without the ritualism of other branches of the faith.
Jack became a Protestant after attending a Church sermon.

There are tensions in Ireland between Catholic and Protestant groups.

Graham dislikes Protestants because he is an Athesist.
by Tyburn January 2, 2008
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protestant

A part of Christianity that separated from the Catholic church in the 1600's.It was founded by Martin Luther, but then different sects broke off. Henry VIII did not start the Episcopalian Church,he started the Anglican church of which the Episcopalian church is a part. As we all hopefully realize, people are not perfect, so you can't hate a religion because someone was mean to you and they happened to be protestant of Christian. Protestants try not to identify themselves a sect, and are trying to follow Christ. They thing that it is more important that you are a Christian and know Jesus than what denomination you happen to be part of. We do not hate Catholics, Jews, or Gays. We try to love all people, whether or not we agree with them. Protestants usually do not agree with the gay lifestyle, but that doesn't mean that we hate them. Basically, try not to judge someone or something, such as protestantism, before you know about it.
by Clarifying things May 11, 2007
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