productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

Proactive

Rafe Cameron

“I’m a proactive person Sarah!!!”

by user190783 August 9, 2021

Productive Weekend

Productive weekend are those days that turn up at the end of a hectic work week, which should be leveraged to implement time killing absurd activities where sleep and sluggishness needs to be skipped significantly.

It seems like mike had a productive weekend

by smasherash October 21, 2011

proactive procrastination

The act of engaging in a useful and beneficial task when you are supposed to be doing something more important.

Bob is always in a state of proactive procrastination. Instead of doing his homework, he does his laundry and cleans his room.

by romioc November 1, 2007

productive citizen

By paying taxes you are contributing to the country or state where you live.

You are a productive citizen.

Thank youuu

by Hxrnronnie May 25, 2016

productive hangover

When you're too hungover to go out and be social so you actually get a lot accomplished by staying in.

After Noelle's party, I had a really productive hangover and I cleaned my entire house.

by JLB237 December 22, 2008

proinactive

Coworkers who are proactive about doing nothing.

Those proinactive fucks in merchant services did nothing except wait for me to fix it.

by whatwhat! February 18, 2010