protiene fart

smelly air poop

i hads big protiene fart

by derpproteinfart June 6, 2019

protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.

My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.

by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

protzeller

A real cockwaffle of a person, usually a teacher. Generally an old sadistic fuckwad who preys on teenagers who he doesn't like.

#asshole#dipfuck#stupidteacher#school#evilteacher

Person 1: You won't believe it- the teacher made 3 girls cry in class today!

Person 2: How?

Person 1: He tore up their essays and laughed.

Person 2: What an crusty old jizzsock. Sounds like a real protzeller!!

by 1-800-fuc-kyou January 9, 2017

protien

A sticky, white, semen-like substance found in Cloverhill cheese danishes.

This danish just sprayed six grams of protien all over my face and lower back.

by alanm May 17, 2006

protieneous

"sexy" "jacked" "double stacked triple jacked" "swol" "brawlic" "beastmode"

that dude is so protieneous

by Brawlic December 10, 2013

turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

protzner

A family of lazy ass people that won't get off there asses and they tend to have skin ass pale as a fucking vampire they grow weird shit on their body's they all have arthritis. This family has no friends, they will refuse to clean their house, they tend to stay in a pack they all live together in a small house.

Hey the protzners haven't been out of their house in 3 months.

by Rammer69 March 30, 2017