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professional protester

Any unemployed, fanatically Liberal protester, who spends an inordinate amount of time protesting the Republican wing. Often protests so frequently, they lose track of what they are actually protesting. Usually falls within the age range of 18-35. Descriptions include bad dye jobs, nasty facial piercings, and copious amounts of tacky tattoos. While adopting a "hippy-ish" style dresscode, and associated hygiene practices.
"Berkeley University in California, produces the highest number of professional protesters, in all United States."
by D. Gould February 15, 2006
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protester

Sam, we're promoting you from tester to protester.
by Dreamspeeder July 11, 2016
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protester

A person who seriously engages in the hobby of protesting. They run around screaming trying to change the world by getting "them" to do the right thing instead of finishing college, getting a job, or running for office.
My last girlfriend was mad about the environment, the War, and animal rights, so instead of working she went to meetings with other angry protesters.
by drdavidcalling September 23, 2006
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professer finesser

bro- " hey it's yo boy, professer finesser"
man- " ye, i smashed her last night bro"
by GirlNextDoor177 January 24, 2018
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Dirty protester

This is a person so angry or disturbed with life, that upon entering a toilet cubicle they will poo in their hand and wipe it on and around the cubicle and surrounding area.
Giles; for fuck sake I'm so pissed off with life.

Jack; you just need to express yourself.

Nirav; i agree why don't you go and do a dirty protester?
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Liberal A.K.A Antiwar protester

One who voices his or her opinion over issues they feel strongly about or disagree with.

Thomas Jefferson once said, "Dissent is the pinnacle of patriotism." To be completely honest, I hold higher regard for Thomas Jefferson than for Dubya and people on Urban Dictionary who claim that protest equals "taking advantage of freedom" and degradation of America.
Liberal A.K.A Antiwar Protester: Dude, why is marijuana illegal? What's wrong with gay marriage? Wasn't wiretapping without a court warrant explicitly prohibited in the Federal International Surveillance Act from the days of the Nixon administration? That's fucked up! Let's go protest and try to change what we disagree with, rather than accepting it like timid sheep!
by woah, it's john! January 28, 2006
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protesters

Fuckin bunch of priveleged college students who bitch way too much rather than being thankful that they are priveleged.
I don't want no retarded ass college kids speaking for me.
by Protest the protesters. April 18, 2005
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