Is Pi Catholic or Protestant?

When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.

Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?

by Fasters December 1, 2022

submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.

Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!

by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

Protestantism

Fucking Cringe

"Protestantism is fucking cringe"

by TheSharpestTool July 29, 2020

pretalian

Pretend Italian. The international and preferred language of Starbucks.

"I always get confused when I try to order coffee at Starbucks. I think it's because I don't speak pretalian."

by Candace Hammond December 12, 2006

Protestant Reformation

A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.

Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?

Person #2: Martin Luther.

Person #1: Oh.

by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009

potamianakis

Is a Greek last name

Potamianakis is a Greek last name

by NooneKnowsReally May 14, 2019

protestantism

Protestantism stemmed from the Reformation. Protestantism at its most basic is the belief in justification by faith alone, the priesthood of all believers, and the supremecy of the bible. There are countless protestant denominations and none of them can agree on anything beyond that. Some Baptists dislike being labeled Protestants and insist that they are christians while some Anglicans define themselves as Anglo-Catholics. Most Protestants are very decent people and are interested in serving God in the best way possible. Unfortunatly, protestantism has been tainted throughout the years by racism, elitism, anti-semetism, and worst of all, violent anti-catholicism.

Protestatism and Catholicism should get along since they are both worshipping the same God.

by C May 12, 2004