Prostitat

A certain class of tacky tattoos you would most likely find on a prostitute. Usually placed on a district of the body the creature would like to accentuate or show off.

Hey Sally great prostitat!!
Hey bobby check out that nice, young lady's prostitat.

by Reed Smith May 8, 2008

prostiturtle

A felatious turtle, or the nice way to call a girl a skank!

All the satisfaction of putting a girl in her place,without the messy side-effects of a lawsuit or mace in your eyes.

Quit being such a goddamn prostiturtle and buy your own clothes for once.

by Shadizzy November 3, 2005

Presitard

A national leader so completely retarded that he, in and of himself, becomes a new definition of retardedness.

George W. Bush is a presitard.

by DutchMonkey May 4, 2007

prostitoddler

a 2-12 year old girl who's mothers make them compete in beauty pageants

did you go to the prostitoddler pageant

by diablo95316 August 2, 2009

Prostitoddlers

Promiscuous, and slutty elementary school children. They enjoy arts and crafts and also to sell themselves to whoever has the biggest wallet

Wow, the clothing on some of those elementary school kids are a little too revealing, they look like prostitoddlers.

by SquirelySpartan June 17, 2011

Positard

A person who is sure that what they believe is true, in spite of there being no evidence to back them up.

"Hey, was that religious dude knocking on your door today? He's a real positard."

by APBA Sam September 23, 2012

prototard

The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.

You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.

by comagroper January 19, 2010