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Prosperity Preacher

Prosperity preachers preach in mega-churches. Their motives range from being highly suspect to downright unscrupulous.
Him: Can you believe Joel Osteen didn't open his church during that hurricane in Texas?
Me: What do you expect from a prosperity preacher
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020
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prosperity

a successful, flourishing, or thriving condition running throughout PCR because we're just THAT great!!!!
Prosperity is the word to describe this term.
As said by Jackson
by Regional Giz August 28, 2010
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Prosterity

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010
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Prosperity

The most beautiful, caring, heart-warming person you'll ever met. They also love it when u call them "Babygirl" or "Mamas".
I love u so much Prosperity!
Hey have you met that cute girl Prosperity?
by 1stFather September 25, 2018
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prosterity

The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.
I wish he would just get over his prosterity so we can hang out like normal people.
by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016
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prosperity gut

When you have an increase in your waist size due to earning a higher wage and fall into the trap of changing your eating and exercise habits. Similar to middle age spread.
Bob has gained a prosperity gut after his promotion.
by Kassieme March 25, 2021
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Cultivated Prosperity

Wishes for a well-being or prosperity of a person that is based on values: reasonable sufficiency and sustainability, culture & spirituality, ethics, solidarity; person being able to act freely on his/her goals but mindfully to his/her environment (social & natural); work-health-leisure-life balance approach/philosophy

- exact opposite of uncapped or astronomical wealth, greed, excessive or vulgar overspending, amassing wealth unethically, immorally, illegally, direct contrast to an unrestrained consumerism/ materialism
I wish you all the best for your Birth Day and a lot of CuPo (Cultivated Prosperity)!
Happy New Year and abundance of CUPO (Cultivated Prosperity)!
by OcranCaudr August 13, 2020
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