Prose Vomit

When you need to expel pent-up emotions and you do it with an attempt at creatively written words.

Jen had no one to share her feelings with so she turned to her journal and prose vomited out her heart — and found some relief.

by Tommy T.F.B. March 4, 2021

Brilliant prose

Text so dense, dull, and filled with words that haven't been used for three hundred years that no one can comprehend it, let alone object to it.

I was arguing with some dude on the internets the other day, but he had such brilliant prose there was no way i could win.

by muirne April 6, 2013

purple prose

Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.

The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.

by BATMN every day December 2, 2018

Iambic Prose

The romantic fan pairing of Danny Phantom and Ghost Writer from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom.

How can you not ship Iambic Prose?

by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018

ho's with prose

1. slutty women good with words, surprisingly eloquent skanks, 2. eclectic writers, word lovers

Girls 1: You are such bitches. Girls 2: But at least we are ho's with prose.

by dumpsterbear May 15, 2011

prose before hos

The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.

Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.

by alecb May 7, 2007

xiphoid proses

Nickname for the retarted girl in the class

Linea you’re a xiphoid proses

by Gifted kid April 25, 2018