Emily Prentiss

The hottest character in Criminal Minds.

Hey did you see Emily Prentiss in the new Criminal Minds episode?

by prvtiss January 10, 2021

Camp Pontiac

$14k a year sleepaway camp for JAPPY girls from NY. Girls at this camp can be seen wearing golden goose (ggdb) hard tails, sugar lips, the camp spot apparel, aviator nation, free city, Cartier and van cleef. You'll only fit in if you're JAPPY and have been there for years. Boys on the other hand only play lacrosse and hockey and have massive egos. Kids at camp hookup every night with the opposite gender by sneaking out.

Oh she is really jappy, she must go to Camp Pontiac

by BLOBFISH12348 February 9, 2021

pronto

immediately, right away, hurry up

I need this done, pronto!

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Pontiac 6000

a baller-mobile that can destroy even the toughest mailboxes with its bad ass front bumper

The 6-twizy cost $35 and i signed the title Bott Van beland and it is now resting at CTR

by Bain ladin May 13, 2005

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).

He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.

by Troy Tower December 31, 2009

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.

Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth

by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.

Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.

by iNetter December 1, 2009