productinate

pro•duc•ti•nate
{proh-DUHK-tuh-neyt, pruh-}, IPA /proʊˈdəktəˌneɪt, prə-/
verb, -nat•ed, -nat•ing.


–verb (used without object)
1. to defer one action by performing another, less important or less timely action; delay by doing something somewhat productive: to productinate until the last minute.


–verb (used with object)
2. to put off one thing till another day or time by doing another, relatively less productive, but still productive nonetheless, thing; defer by means of performing a task of less priority; delay by doing something somewhat productive.


Origin:
Compound word from English procrastinate (verb) and productive (adjective), i.e. to productively procrastinate.


Related forms:
pro•duc•ti•nat•ing•ly, pro•duc•ti•nat•ive•ly, adverb


pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅tion, noun
pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅tive, pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅to⋅ry {proh-duhk-tuh-nuh-tawr-ee, -tohr-ee, pruh-}, IPA /proʊˈdəktənəˌtɔri, -ˌtoʊri, prə-/, adjective
pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅tive⋅ness, noun
pro⋅duc⋅ti⋅na⋅tor, noun

I productinated for my philosophy paper that's due tomorrow by paying my bills online for next month.

by Master Productinator April 15, 2009

Probastinating

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time

Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead

by probastinator October 20, 2010

profastinated

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.

I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.

by Bruhaha January 28, 2008

procastibate

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010

Promastinating

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.

I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.

by Dunluce September 7, 2009

procrastinate

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute

one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator

by future dropout June 2, 2004

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

by Mariotol November 26, 2007