Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now.

Hmm, I don't want to do this project, so I'll look up procrastinating on urbandictionary!

by still_procrastinating May 1, 2010

Procrastibating

v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.

I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.

by B.Island.T January 8, 2011

Procrastinating

What you and me are doing right now.

I should really finish that essay but I don't feel like it so I'm procrastinating.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

procrastinating

What I'm doing right now!

UD is great for this kind of thing.

by wysiwyg August 14, 2004

Procrastinhating

To put off something that needs to be done because you can't stand the person you are doing it for.

My boss wanted the report by last Monday but I've been procrastinhating all week.

by Smigguns August 11, 2009

procrastidating

Staying with a significant other months or years after the spark has died entirely inside you, simply because you are too comfortable or too lazy to break up.

As soon as I get back in shape and out of debt, I'm going to stop procrastidating my stupid boyfriend.

by Ancestor09 February 17, 2009