Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut March 1, 2009

procrastibaking

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!

"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."

by Gertie002 March 27, 2010

Procrastibating

v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.

I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.

by B.Island.T January 8, 2011

procrastibate

1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".

No, I procrastibated! ;)

by raichupal November 21, 2010

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

by Neetles December 10, 2009

procrastifucking

Having Sex with someone to put off doing actual work

Sam: How far did you and Jane get on that project last night?

Tim: We didn't get anything done. We ended up procrastifucking all night instead.

by thatguy301 July 6, 2011