Procrastiblogging

Blogging during time poor situations where attention should be better spent on the task at hand.

see also:

procrastiblog: a blog devoted to procrastination eg crapidowheniprocrastinate.tumblr.com

procrastiblogger: one who excels in the art of procrastiblogging

Yo Ho: dude did you study for your economics final?
Steve: No way I was procrastiblogging youtube memes all night long!

by skycaptsteve June 14, 2011

Procrastibang

(v) The act of having sex in order to avoid looming responsibilities.

Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."

by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011

procrastibook

Facebook and procrasticnation.. doing some sort of schoolwork and youre on facebook

i need to get off procrastibook and do my homework

by GreenwoodBurner December 4, 2012

procrastibrag

To boast that your procrastination exceeds that of someone else.

When I mentioned that I waited until two days before my term paper was due to start working on it, she immediately one-upped me by saying she had waited until the night before it was due to work on hers. I hate it when people procrastibrag like that.

by Procrastibragger September 17, 2013

Procrasitology

The belief that you should wait till the last minute possible about to do everything, and dread about how hard it will be while you are supposed to be doing it.

Jim: HOLY SHIT, I only have 1 day left for this paper and I haven't even started.
Joe: It's chill dude, just join procrasitology.

by notyouraverageposteryaknow September 7, 2017

Procrastibinge

1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. To procrastinate bingeing.

I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.

I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024