ProCHRISTinating

Verb(v): To postpone matters related to Church/ Christ/ God/The Holy Bible/The Lamb/Morality/ Angels/ Bread/ Wine/ Christmas/ Easter/Baby Jesus/Lent/ Advent/Cross/ Gospels/Confession/Saints/Prayer...etc.

As in, if you miss a hundred days of church and you have to make it ALL up right before you die....

Catherine: "Felicia what are you doing?"
Felicia: "Just facebooking."
Catherine: "Aren't you suppose to be at church"
Felicia: "Nah, I have plenty of time."
Catherine: "You know all that proChristinating is going to catch up to you."
Felicia: "Alright, I'll send a prayer...right after I watch Desperate Housewives."

by CAFE100 October 19, 2010

prognostalgia

Longing for a predicted future for either selfish or utopian ideals.

James, consumed by prognostalgia, chose to invest in a fossil-fuel-free mutual fund.

by Prognos June 8, 2014

Prognostihate

To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.

...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.

...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.

...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.

...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!

by Slimypete February 29, 2008

Prognostication

A method of wordsmithing someone else.

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick

by Huk12 September 25, 2011

Protonostalgia

Longing for an inaccurate or naive image of an era you may or, far more commonly, may not have lived through.

He has protonostalgia really bad, wishing we could go back to the way it was before 1960, when there were "no problems"

Call me protonostalgic, But I WAS very popular in high school.

by BrainDT February 7, 2008

Prochristinator

A christian who lacks punctuality

On sunday steve showed up to church an hour late. God damn, what a prochristinator!

by The Christ Punchers (Ohio Ch.) January 14, 2009

Prognosturbate

To foretell according to present indications when I will masturbate.

Chris had nothing to do at work so he decided to prognosturbate in his office.

by Leeela Sex August 3, 2012