I missed the part where that's my problem

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.

Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

Sounds like a personal problem

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

by kevinq October 24, 2010

you problem

A you problem is a problem only pertaining to one person, specifically you not me.

That sounds like a you problem

by Gibson150 November 9, 2014

Butt problems

Something bordering between diarrhea and constipation.

I’m having butt problems.

by zimmygirl777 September 14, 2023

Problowtion

When a person, typically a female, makes her way up the corporate ladder by means of sexual offerings.

Tom: Did you hear about Becky being promoted to Senior Account Executive?

Steve: Yeah, talk about a problowtion.

by Murrdah September 12, 2013

Problem Glasses

A fashion accessory worn by a social justice warrior and feminists that believes everything is sexist, racist, homophobic and/or problematic if it challenges anything concerning their feelings of self-entitlement and/or politically correct world views. This differs from hipster glasses which are often just a pair of empty frames.

Dude, look at her. She's got problem glasses on. We better not talk to her or she's gonna start bitching about smashing the patriarchy.

by Look! A Walrus! December 21, 2015

Hamburger Problems

To have a problem with someone-- to have "beef" with someone, hence hamburger problems.

This bitch be talkin' she got hamburger problems.

by Mayor McPoon August 9, 2009