Ethan pritchard

He’s a complete arse hole, no friends, beats girls, and he can’t spell for shit

OMG that’s not Ethan Pritchard stay away he’s a nonce

by louiepritchard123 May 21, 2019

Pritchard drunk

Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.

You ain't been drunk until you've been Pritchard drunk.

by Edcnko June 20, 2018

Martyn Pritchard

A sexy beast who likes to play Minecraft and eat Jelly beans.

I want a Martyn Pritchard in my life

by SadLittleWetSock January 19, 2017

Pritcharditis

The swelling of the part of your brain that makes you do stupid, loud, and/or destructive things. Usually as a result of residing in Pritchard Hall, the largest all-male dorm west of the Mississippi.

Goddammit, I just broke (insert expensive possesion here)!.. my pritcharditis is acting up again.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, mutha fucka!" 'What the Hell was that?' 'Probably just pritcharditis...'

Man, someone cut the brand-new big screen tv! effin' Pritcharditis...

by Buttamilk July 16, 2008

captian pritchard

An omnipotent grand master wizard. He can control the universe around him with a single thought. Reality is nothing to him.

Bret: " Captian Pritchard is a dick"
Bret: *dies*

by Jake Meyers September 25, 2019

olivia_pritchard

olivia_pritchard is a tiktok account and she is very cool!

“omg did you heat about olivia_pritchard, she’s so cool”, “yes i did!”

by ur.nan. September 1, 2021

Kevin Pritchard

When a person should be prioritizing the interests of capital, but continually chooses to prioritize the interests of labor, against the best interests of their employer.

The middle manager can't help but Kevin Pritchard during raise discussions with their team.

by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022