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Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus)

1. The theory that there exist one super-massive blackhole in the center of the universe. This blackhole was the first blackhole to form when the universe first came into existence. All other blackholes are pangenesis of this original blackhole. 2. Mono-magnets were first postulated by Einstein; the theory that blackholes are actually mono-magnets, possessing a north or south pole, but not both. 3. If the Primordial Blackhole is a North polarity blackhole, then it would have "eaten" all South polarity blackholes, leaving only North polarity blackholes in the universe. Thus, forcing the existing north blackholes that are still forming in the universe to flee from the Primordial Blackhole, in essence, forcing what is left of the universe to expand. 4. The reason that astronomers can not directly view the Primordial Blackhole is because light has an attendancy to bend around massive garvitational fields. Thus, a galaxy on the opposite side of the Primordial Blackhole, could be viewed from some other point in space. 6. The reason that everything in space is in motion, due to the gravitational effect of this massive primordial blackhole.
Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus):
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.
by Dr. Everet T. Pystrum January 4, 2010
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primesword

a weapon that has been hacked in such a unbelivably nectar primecut way in diablo 2
it will destroy all it meets than the unknowing owner
also any well made katana is a prime sword
only 3 ninjas hav ever seen it than they were twinplum pummeled to hell.......the primesword(whispered)
or
man im high i thought you were holding a primesword.
or that battle was tuff in glad i had my MOUNTAINDEW......next to my primesword
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primordial triggering

being triggered to the point that your very soul screams in your moment of frustration and anguish
Person 1: Did Tony just address Juan as "him" instead of his gender-fluid pronoun?

Person 2: Yes, and it triggers Juan on a Primordial level.

Person 1: Thats one hell of a Primordial Triggering
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Primordial soup

To cum in a belly button.
When i was about to cum, i pulled out and cummed on her stomach giving her the Primordial soup.
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primordial.dev

A cheat provider with VAC detected cheats
A: "I just bought primordial.dev for CS:GO"
B: "Wow, you'll get VAC banned soon with it."
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Primordial ooze

Disgusting ooze that's been here for a really long time.
Davis looked like primordial ooze on Smallville when he came out of his spaceship during season 8
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Primordial Soup

Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy, ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten thick. Add tap juice as needed.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.
I slurped up Heather's Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious.

After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.
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