bob prickle

A very sexy cacti with a good sense of humor.
Is dating Keem at the time.

Bob Prickle = Awesome cacti

by TaylorToast March 30, 2008

prickologist

A gentleman who has elite skill in prickology. Most often a scholar from an Ivy League school. He’s a total dickheaded prick to everyone down to his mother. Never to be bothered and always telling others to fk off.

Look over there! It’s that asshole Carlton! Mannn, he’s a true prickologist. He earned it tho, 7 years and 600k in student loans and credit card debt. That angry prick thinks he owns the world. He just told Leroy to shine his shoes! Noway!!

by Richard Looong March 14, 2018

Prickle Puss

When the hair starts growing back after you shave your v-giny

I was gonna smash Brenda last night but she was self-conscious about her prickle puss.

by BadtzMaruthepenguincunt September 10, 2018

Arizona Cactus Prickle

The act of using your chin to masturbate a girl. There must be a beard or a few days growth to properly perform this act.

Guy 1: So my girlfriend is pissed at me today.

Guy 2: Why? What happened?

Guy 1: Well, last night I was going down on her and she kept saying she couldn't really feel it all that well. So I gave her the old Arizona Cactus Prickle and she hasn't spoke to me since!!

Guy 2: HaHa!!! Damn!!!

by ASP Drunk July 31, 2009

Prickle Pop

verb. The act of popping a pimple on your dick.

I had to do a prickle pop after that bitch gave me a dick pimple.

by Darwin Jacobs December 13, 2005

Pricktologist

N: A douchebag who excels at being a prick. The upper echelon of prickness. One who has earned the equivalent of a doctorate degree in being a prick. Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh. Osama bin Laden.

Newsreporter: Wouldn't your actions in the Middle East irreparably damage the infrastructure there?

Prick Cheney: I could care less about those ragheads!

Newsreporter (to her cameraman): Goddamm this guy's a first-class pricktologist!

by Miles Effed Up March 9, 2011

Prickley Price

When asking a hooker much it will cost to have kind of sex in a wheat/oat/barley field.

This usually costs more than one would think simply because being naked in a field results in massive pricks all over ones body.

Dude, I had to pay 200 bucks for a Prickley Price! It was so worth it though!

by Shugar Lips June 2, 2009