The panic before a math exam when somebody asks if you need a protractor for the test. Five minutes later everybody is panicing because they do not have a protractor. Eventually somebody realises that nodody needs a protractor and assures people that their panic is unnecessary.
girl1: Wait, do we need a Protractor for this test?
guy1: um, I don't know, I'll ask jason
5 minutes later
The whole class: Shit, i don't have a Protractor. Do you have a spare?!
10 minutes later
Girl2: Guys, this is just protractor panic, relax! We don't need Protractors.
guy1: um, I don't know, I'll ask jason
5 minutes later
The whole class: Shit, i don't have a Protractor. Do you have a spare?!
10 minutes later
Girl2: Guys, this is just protractor panic, relax! We don't need Protractors.
by mathsislame November 21, 2010
Get the Protractor Panic mug.Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.
The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.
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by Al Denso June 1, 2005
Get the protractrizzle mug.A protractor is a devil tool used in a wood shop or a math class. It is more than that tho every protractor ever made is soaked in demonic acid and they will haunt you. Green protractors are like the devil. It’s like how demons aren’t as scary as the devil but still scary; regular protractors aren’t as scary as green ones but still scary.
I played with a ouija board and my house was haunted by a protractor. Good thing it wasn’t a green on I would be dead.
by Reese in pieces December 18, 2017
Get the Protractor mug.protraction is just another word for cutting. the reason it is protraction is because on degrassi, that girl ellie cut herself with a protractor. this is how most kids find out about cutting. they then think it is something useful to learn how to do. since they saw ellie from degrassi use a protractor, theses poor ignorent kids then cut with a protractor not knowing what else to use. this is what protraction is. if you cut, then you have protracted. if you are cutting, then you are protracting. if you are a cutter, you are not a protractor. You are a cutter.
Person 1: omg, last night on degrassi, ellie protracted her self ( she cut herself).
Person 2: yeah, when she was in the bathroom, she was protracting right out in the open! That was stupid as hell! anyone who protracts right in the middle of the school bathroom is just a total retard. they just look for attention. Real cutters don't do that. They go to protraction help (therapy).
Person 1: yeah, if you really are a cutter your going to protract secritively.
Person 2: exactly why degrassi is funny. plus the fake shoot-out and how like everyone is stupid and melo-dramatic.
Person 1: lol, that's the only way to watch it.
Person 2: yeah, when she was in the bathroom, she was protracting right out in the open! That was stupid as hell! anyone who protracts right in the middle of the school bathroom is just a total retard. they just look for attention. Real cutters don't do that. They go to protraction help (therapy).
Person 1: yeah, if you really are a cutter your going to protract secritively.
Person 2: exactly why degrassi is funny. plus the fake shoot-out and how like everyone is stupid and melo-dramatic.
Person 1: lol, that's the only way to watch it.
by Caycie November 3, 2006
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